GADDAFI SURVIVES NARROW ESCAPE

Colonel Gaddafi is reported to have survived a narrow escape from NATO airstrike leaving his youngest son (Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, 29 ) and three grand sons dead.The Libyan government spokesman ( Mussa ) said Gaddafi and his wife were present during the attack and  survived unharmed.Moussa added that the attack is assumed 'a deliberate plan to assassinate Gaddafi.

On the other hand The Libyan government spokesman Mussa Ibrahim told a news conference. "We think now it is clear to everyone that what is happening in Libya has nothing to do with the protection of civilians''.Apparently NATO has denied targeting Gaddafi, or his family and apologies for any casualities.

The NATO's commander of Libya operations, Canadian Lieutenant-General Charles Bouchard, said the target was part of a strategy to hit command centres that threaten civilians."All NATO's targets are military in nature ... We do not target individuals," he said in a statement.

For more click here: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/5/1/worldupdates/2011-05-01T085440Z_01_NOOTR_RTRMDNC_0_-566815-3&sec=Worldupdates and http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13251601

UGANDA NAKO KUMEKUCHA,VICHAPO NJE NJE

Uganda nako shughuli ni watu na watu ndio hao wanapewa kichapo cha mbwa mwizi japo wanadai haki.Sasa sijajua huyu jamaa akija kuwa Rais siku moja atamfanya nini Museveni?! angalia video hapo chini polisi na wanajeshi walivyo mdhibiti kiongozi wa upinzani Dr Besigye. Shangingi wala halikusaidia kwani walivunja vioo vya gari lake na kumwagia maji yanayo sadikika kuwa na pili pili.Yaani combat ilikua unyama unyama!!
                                          Dr Kizza Besigye akidhibitiwa na wanajeshi

NTV

 Siasa za Africa zinataka moyo jamani duh! Angalia Video hii hapa chini jamaa (Dr Besigye) ana moyo sana na mvumilivu, hapa anaenda zake kazini na kakamatwa kama kibaka vile tena bara barani.Nadhani hapa ndipo vurugu zilipo pamba moto baada ya huyu kiongozi wa upinzani kukamatwa.

                                                                   NTV

WIZI HUU SIJUI UTAISHA LINI!!!!

Hawa jamaa kweli wabunifu wa wizi yaani baada ya kututumia email nyingi kua tumeshinda mamilion ya pound  au tuwasaidie kuhamisha mamilioni yaliyo kaa hayana mwenyewe kwahio tuwape majina yetu kamili,namba za simu,anuani zetu na kadhalika ili kujipatia vijisenti bure kabisa sasa wamekuja na hii:-

To apply for the Nigeria Social Insurance Trust Fund (NSITF) Recruitment 2011, Nigeria Navy, Standard Chartered Bank, International Breweries open for experienced and graduates trainees
visit: www.nigeriaonlinejobsapplication.co.cc TO APPLY

MTAKAO IBIWA HUKU MNAJUA HUU WIZI MITANDAONI SI VIBAYA MKATOA USHUHUDA ILI WATU WENGINE WAJUE KUNA WIZI WA NAMNA HII.MTAKAO TUMIWA UJUMBE KAMA HUO JUU PIA SI VIBAYA TUKAWASIKI, MIE NDIO NISHATUMIWA HIVO NA TITLE 'LATEST NIGERIA VACANCIES' SIO HUU TU KUNA WIZI MWINGINE KAMA WA KUJIFANYA WANANUNUA PAKA WA RANGI FULANI , HELA (COIN/NOTI ZA ZAMANI) HUO NI BAADHI YA UBUNIFU WA HAWA JAMAA AMBAO SASA WAPO DUNIA NZIMA WAKISAKA NOTI KWA NAMNA HALALI NA ISIYO KWAO NI MPAKA KIELEWEKE!!

TOKA ZE COMEDY ORIGINO MPAKA KUHUBIRI NENO LA MUNGU!!!

Video  ya kwanza hapa chini inaonyesha 'Masanja Mkandamizaji' anakandamiza nini mimi sijui!! au jina halisi Emmanuel Mgaya akihubiri neno na kudai yeye kaokoka na wajanja wote wameokoka (ni kweli wajanja wote wameokoka mie sijui, wajanja ni akina nani pia sijui!,yule aliyekua pembeni yake wakati akihubiri pia simjui).Ila niseme tu ni mwanzo mzuri kwa wasanii kuokoka kwani wana nafasi ya juu kabisa ya kurubuniwa na shetani kutokana na kujulikana kwao kwa jamii hii itawasaidia kama kweli wana maanisha KUOKOKA ISIWE MWAVULI WA KUFICHIA MAOVU na NI LAZIMA WAO KAMA KIOO CHA JAMII WAWE MIFANO YA KWELI NA SI VINGINEVYO !!. (ni mtazamo tu)

Baada ya kusema hayo ningependa jamii yetu ya Kitanzania kujua maana halisi ya 'KUOKOKA'.kwa kusoma na kuelewa maandiko sio tu kuamini kila tunacho ambiwa ndio ipo siku tuje kuchomana moto eti mwisho wa dunia eti Mungu kasema!! Mfano Kibwetere wa Uganda alichoma moto kanisa ndani kukiwa na waumini!! kwakua watu waliamini kila alichosema hata waka kubali kuchomwa moto.Tusiwe wavivu wakusoma vitabu vya maandiko matakatifu.

.Mimi inapofika hatua ya kuongelea imani zetu huwa sina ubishi kwakua naamini kila mtu ana imani yake na Imani ya mtu ndio inatakayo muokoa.Kama mtu hana imani ni kazi bure kusema ameokoka,vivyo hivyo kama mtu una sali kanisa fulani ambalo unadhani ukiwa huko ndio umeokoka  bila ya Imani hapo mtu unakua unapoteza muda wake bure.Au mtu kutumia kanisa fulani kama mwavuli wa kuficha maovu wakati ukweli ni kwamba umeoza!! Utakuja kuwa kuni za kuchomea wenzio huko eternal hell (kuzimu)

Nijuavyo mimi kama nilielewa vizuri mafundisho ya dini...Imani ya mtu huanza na kuamini  uwepo wa Mungu na kukili imani yako kwa kinywa chako.Ni lazima uamini Mungu katika NENO LAKE (maandiko matakatifu) pia umtumikie ndipo udai wokovu wake kwa imani uliyokua nayo. ...na hapo ndipo nguvu ya Mungu itakuokoa, itakulinda, na kukuwezesha kuishi maisha mema katika yeye muweza wa yote.Ni lazima tutambue imani ya mtu haichezewi na ni vema na haki kuiheshimu.KUOKOKA KUNA MAANA KUBWA ZAIDI YA KUONGEA.....HATA HIVYO SINA MAANA WANAO SEMA WAMEOKOKA WANA TUDANGANYA ILA KAMA WANAONGEA WAKATI MOYONI WANAJUA SIO BASI WANAJIDANGANYA WENYEWE.WALIO OKOKA KWELI MUNGU AWAJALIE.

The Bible says: 'Our hearts are deceitful, we should not trust in our hearts (Jeremiah 17:9)
                          'There are false christs,false gospels,and false spirits ( I Corinthians 11:4)
                          
So how can you be sure that you've heard of the true Gospel,received true christ and the true Holy Spirit??! Comrades we must be certain that our faith is THE TRUE FAITH IF AND ONLY IF BASED ON SCRIPTURE AND NOT THEM FALSE ONES BASED ON FEELINGS!!!

Angalia hizi Video hapa chini zinafundisha zaidi maana ya kuokoka

LEO MAMBO YOTE ROYAL,KAZI TUTAFANYA AKISHAOA!!

                                                                      Kate & William

Ni ile siku iliyokua ikisubiriwa kwa hamu ambayo mjukuu wa Malikia Elizabeth wa pili Prince William anamuoa mchumba wake wa siku nyingi Kate Middleton.Ni siku ya kihistoria zaidi ambapo maandalizi ya harusi hii ya  familia ya malikia yamechukua muda mrefu kutokana na uzito wa tukio lenyewe.Katika kuwahi kujionea tukio live (sikwamba hawana Tv nyumbani) waingereza wengi wamekesha katika Tents nje ya jengo ambapo wawili hao wataoana mapema leo.

Katika tukio hilo ambalo litakua katika ulinzi mkali watu zaidi ya million moja wanatarajia kuhudhuria katika eneo hilo na watu Billion mbili wataona/sikia tukio hilo kupitia vyombo mbalimbali ikiwemo Live Tv,Internet,Radio etc.Habari zaidi zinasema wengine wata jiachia kwa party za mitaani katika kusherekea siku hii ya mapumziko wakati prince William anaoa  jijini London mapema leo. SI VIBAYA KWA WENYE MA HOTELI TANZANIA NA MAHALI PENGINE KUZINGATIA UMUHIMU WA SIKU  HII  KWA KUWABURUDISHA WATEJA WAO (WAINGEREZA) AMBAO KWA TANZANIA WAKO WENGI TU ILI WASIJIONE WAKO MBALI WAKATI WENZAO HUKU (UK)  WALA BATA SIKU NZIMA!

                               Mke na Mme watarajiwa Kate & William                                               

Wageni rasmi katika harusi hii ni 2000 na katika hali isiyo ya kawaida, pamoja na ukaribu uliopo kati ya UK na USA Rais Obama haja alikwa!! Kwa maana hio naye ataona kwenye Tv kama mimi (kama atakua na muda) hii kali  lol.

Kupata Ratiba ya Royal Wedding ingia hapa: http://www.theroyalweddingwilliamkate.com/the-wedding-day-schedule

Kuangalia ROYAL WEDDING LIVE ingia hapa: http://www.royalweddinglive.tv/kate-and-william-wedding-day/

ZAIDI YA WATU 280 WAFARIKI DUNIA KWA KIMBUNGA ALABAMA-MAREKANI

Watu takribani 280 wafariki dunia kwa kimbunga kikali kwa kimatumbi (Tornadoes) nchini Marekani.Kimbunga hicho kilichotokea kusini mwa Marekani (ALABAMA STATE) kimefanya uharibifu mkubwa wa maisha ya watu pamoja na mali zao.Mbali na kuua watu kimbunga hicho kimeharibu miundombinu kama umeme,nyumba,barabara na mingine mingi na kufanya watu wapoteane katika tafrani hio.

  RAMANI YA MAREKANI NA STATES ZAKE (ALABAMA NDIO SEHEMU YA MAAFA KATIKA RAMANI HII KUSINI KARIBU NA GULF OF MEXICO)

Tornado ni janga la asili kama ilivyo tetemeko la Dunia na hutokea pale upepo nyevu wa vugu vugu unapogongana na upepo mkavu wa baridi ambapo wimbi kali la upepo mkali na wenye nguvu hutengenezwa na kusafiri kwa mwendo wa takribani maili 100 kwa saa.Tornado ni janga ambalo hutokea mara kwa mara karibu na GHUBA YA MEXICO  kila Spring (wakati kama huu) na Summer kutokana na mgongano huo wa upepo nyevu na wa moto unaovuma toka  kusini (Ghuba ya Mexico) na kugongana na upepo baridi toka kaskazini mwa nchi ujulikanao kama 'Colder Dry Canadian Winds'.Huku kuna Watanzania wengi tu tuwaombee salama katika maafa hayo na wenye jamaa/ndugu  huko ni vema wakawasiliana kujua hali zao.

SIJUI SASA WATASEMA AMECHAKACHUA CHETI???!!

Born August 4, 1961 Honolulu, Hawaii,USA 

Barack Obama (Rais wa Marekani)

Baada ya utata kuhusu uraia wa Rais wa Marekani Barack Hussein Obama II,Whitehouse yaachia cheti cha kuzaliwa cha Rais huyo kuvunja utata uliovuma kwa muda mrefu sasa, Cheti kinaonyesha uraia wake kama Mmarekani na sio 'MKENYA' ukitaka kuona cheti bofya link hapa chini

http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf

MALAWI WAMWAGA UGALI,UINGEREZA WAMWAGA MBOGA!!!

Ni katika sakata la uongozi unaodaiwa kuwa ni mbovu nchini Malawi ambapo aliye kua boss wa Malawi enzi za ukoloni ikiitwa Nyasaland (Uingereza/UK) ambaye pia ndio mtoa misaada mkuu nchini humo amesiitisha misaada hio tangu mwaka jana kwa kiasi cha Pauni Million 3 kutokana na matumizi mabovu ya serikali ya Malawi.Kwa mujibu wa gazeti la 'The Telegraph' matumizi mabovu ni pamoja na ununuzi wa ndege ya Rais Bingu Wa Mutharika kwa kiasi cha pauni million 8 kwa nchi masikini kama Malawi.

Katika sakata hilo Balozi wa Uingereza nchini Malawi  Mr Fergus Cochrane-Dyet ameamriwa kuondoka nchini humo kwa kosa la kuikosoa Serikali ya Malawi kwa matumizi mabovu na kunyima uhuru wa wananchi kuongea ama kuikosoa serikali kama ilivyo ripotiwa na wana harakati wa haki za binadamu.Kufuatia uamuzi huo wa Malawi, Uingereza nao wamemtaka kaimu balozi wa Malawi nchini Uingereza kuondoka mara moja. Amri hiyo imetolewa jana na  katibu wa Uingereza mambo ya nje William Hague

THE DIASPORA 3 CONFERENCE IN LONDON TO BE HELD ON, 6th - 7th MAY 2011.

The Tanzania High Commission in London in collaboration with the Tanzania Association in the UK (TA-UK) are organizing a Tanzania Diaspora Conference (Diaspora 3 London) to take place from Friday, the 6th to Saturday, the 7th May 2011 at Sattavis Patidar Center, Forty Avenue J/W The Avenue, Wembley Park, Middlesex HA9 9PE(London, United Kingdom).

Conference Agenda:
The two-day event is a continuation of the Mission’s efforts to engage the Tanzanian Diaspora in its area of accreditation, including the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland. The conference agenda will include matters arising from the past two conferences held in London in 2008 and 2010.

As it was the case with the previous conferences the Tanzanian private sector has been invited to participate. These include banks, NHC and estate agents, employment agencies and strategic companies that will be targeting to employ people from the Diaspora. Tanzanian companies as well as Tanzanian NGOs and groups operating in the UK are encouraged to participate.

Objectives:
 Diaspora 3- London is necessary for the following reasons:

•To carry forward the Government’s commitment to actively engage the diaspora to the development of their country.
•To acknowledge the growing need of the qualified diaspora to relocate back to Tanzania following available opportunities.
•To encourage professional Tanzanians in the Diaspora such as Medical Doctors, Computer engineers, Accountants, to participate in the social economic development activities back in Tanzania.
•To acknowledge the value and importance of the Diaspora and consider the best way for the Government to engage them.
•To review progress made since the establishment of the Diaspora Department at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and International Cooperation.
•And finally to deepen the link between the Diaspora, their Government and their home country.

Theme
The theme for this year’s conference is ‘A Participatory Diaspora, a Stronger Tanzania.’ Apart from advocating for the continued efforts of the Government to engage the Diaspora, the theme acknowledges the value and importance of Tanzanian Diaspora in development of our country.

Note:
Sattavis Patidar Centre is located just off the North Circular Road and the car park on ‘The Avenue’ Corner of Forty Avenue will be available for the conference attendants. Those wishing to come by bus can take buses number: 245, 223, 83, 182, 297 and PR2. By tube they can use Metropolitan Line or Jubilee Line to Wembley Park.

To register for the event click the following link: https://events.r20.constantcontact.com/register/eventReg?oeidk=a07e3o7xqgo021edbc3&oseq=

GBAGBO KWISHNEY, OUATTARA APETA..

Wanasema mjumbe hauwawi  KUMBE CHA MTEMA KUNI ANAPATA?  hivi ndivyo ilivyokua kwa mshauri wa Gbagbo ( aliyekua Rais wa Ivory Coast).Hii ilitokea sambamba na kukamatwa kwa Gbagbo ambaye alishindwa uchaguzi mkuu mwishoni mwa mwaka jana (2010) na kung'ang'ania kubaki madarakani kinyume na sheria.Gbagbo ambaye alishindwa kwenye uchaguzi  baina ya Alassane Ouattara  na hatimaye kuamua kuendelea kua Rais na nchi yake kua katika machafuko mpaka alipo tolewa kinguvu mnamo Tar 11/04/2011 kwa msaada wa jeshi la umoja wa mataifa.

                                     Rais wa Ivory Coast Alassane Ouattara kuanzia tar 11/04/2011

Gbagbo ambaye kwasasa amekamatwa na kupelekwa kusiko julikana kwa usalama wake, mpinzani wake Alassane ameahidi kumlindia heshima japo wakati wa kukamatwa ni kama vile alikua kibaka.Ouattara ndio rais wa Ivory Coast ambae ameanza kuitumikia ofisi kihalali tar 11/04/2011

Mwananchi mwenye hasira akimshambulia mshauri wa  serikali ya Gbagbo huko Ivory Coast mara baada ya kukamatwa hoteli ambayo walikaa wakati wa machafuko nchini humo.( kama mambo yenyewe ndio haya sasa ndio nime elewa  maana ya yale mashangingi kutembea kama yameibiwa!!)

Aliyekua Rais wa Ivory Coast Laurent Gbagbo

 Zaidi soma hapa http://www.metro.co.uk/news/860721-new-era-for-ivory-coast-as-leader-laurent-gbagbo-spirited-away

FULL FACE VEIL BANNED IN FRANCE.

                                 A woman with full-face veil (photo from upi.com)

France has banned Muslim women from wearing full  face veil.Today the law is put in effect and several emerges have been released depicting the type of veils that are not allowed.Generally the ban seems to be applicable (if the veil is worn)  mainly in public because according to the police guidelines in the implementetion of the law,victims will not be forced to remove veils and that the ban does not apply (if worn) inside private cars.

So far, those  violating the law will be fined up to  £132 (150 euros). Early reports shows police have already arrested 59 women in the exercise of enforcing the law.On the other hand Muslim leaders have said they support neither the veil nor the law banning it. (????!!!)

For more info read:  http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20110411/twl-french-ban-muslim-women-from-wearing-3fd0ae9.html

MWAKA WA VIKOMBE KATIKA PICHA

      Hii ndio foleni siku za mwanzoni kuelekea kwa Babu-Loliondo

       Foleni kwa mbali ilikua kama hivi kuelekea Loliondo kwa Babu

4x4 ndio ulikua mpango mzima kuelekea kwa babu ukizingatia barabara zetu ni mbaya zaidi hasa mvua ikinyesha.

Huyu ndiye Babu Mwaisapile akiwa kazini na hatimaye kuiteka Bongo sasa hivi uki google Loliondo wonders utapata habari nyingi za huyu Babu kwenye vyombo vya habari ndani na nje ya Tanzania.

Babu anazidi kugawa 'dose'

Mheshimiwa na mpiganaji tegemeo naye alikuwepo...

Waheshimiwa pia walikuwepo...

Serikali haikua na namna bali kuunga mkono jitahada za babu pamoja na kuahidi kuwepo kwa 'research kuhusu dawa ya babu ambayo mpaka sasa HATUNA MAJIBU KAMILI ni matumaini baada ya utafiti huo kukamilika tutapata kueleweshwa..

Babu alipata mpinzani toka Mbeya na Kikombe cha Mbeya ndio hiki maandalizi yanaendelea

Huyu ndio Dogo wa Mbeya (17yrs) Kikombe chake kilikua bure

Kwa dogo Mbeya hali ilikua kama hivi..

Huyu mtoto sijui hata anajua hio ni dawa usikute anadhani CHAI!! kazi kweli kweli!

Kikombe cha kwa dada Tabora ni maombi kwanza kabla hujakipata Kikombe!! 'Yaani sala na kazi'

Kwa dada Tabora watu kibao kama kawa

Kikombe cha Moro kikiwa kina andaliwa..

Baadae Kikombe cha Moro mambo yakawa hivi.. na bei ni 200/=

Safari hii Kikombe ni Njombe kwa Dr Mwandulami (58) ni bure 'until further notice'

Wananchi wakipata Kikombe cha Dr Mwandulami Njombe Mkoani Iringa.


Sasa hapa tumwamini nani katika hivi vikombe?? Na je ni lini serikali itatuambia ukweli kuhusu hivi vikombe? Je ikigundulika vikombe ni 'fake' nani wa kulaumiwa/kuwajibishwa?.Kusema kweli huu mwaka ni waajabu na mwamko kama mlivyoona ni mkubwa watu wana amini vikombe sana.Tujiulize ni kwanini??  je ni kutokana na matatizo yetu kiafya au wewe unaonaje?.Wizara ya afya ituambie baada ya utafiti kukamilika ili wananchi wajue kama kweli tiba ipo au ndio propaganda tu.

SIKILIZA HII WAKATI TUNA TAFAKARI MWAKA WA VIKOMBE!!!

Sasa  dozi ni VIKOMBE VITATU  huko Njombe,Tafakari ya mwaka na haijawahia tokea Tanzania.Basi wakati tunatafakari VIKOMBE ambavyo mimi nafikiri ni Imani zaidi ndio huponya basi tusisahau na Burudani (wanasema raha jipe mwenyewe) lakini mara nyingine raha unapewa.Hii nyimbo ya Banana nimeipenda sana kama vipi isikilize ukiwa katika tafakari ya VIKOMBE LOLIONDO kwa Babu (500) ,MBEYA  kwa dogo (Bure) ,TABORA kwa mama (500) ,MOROGORO  kwa dada (200 /= hii nadhani ni sale itaisha.......!!!) NA SASA NI NJOMBE  Dr Mwandulami vikombe 3 bure ikthibitika inaponya utalipa.............???!!!.Big money!!!

HOW TO LOSE POLITICAL LEGITIMACY

Picha sijui yanani kama yako niambie nikuandike

You would wonder why today i'm talking about politics and certainly some of you might think I'm into politics! To be clear I don't do politics in real life though my career started with the same field (Science of Politics) which is technically not the politics we live (My view). So much so, my interest in this post is mainly to highlight some issues that (in my view and other people's views if any) any Government  MUST (if necessary) avoid Or face the consequences like CANADA,TUNISIA,EGYPT,LIBYA,YEMEN,SYRIA to mention a few. where political illegitimacy has (in one way or the other) appeared to the World.

Hereunder (in a point form) are the few things that undermine political legitimacy of any Goverment:
1.Giving unfulfilled promises to citizens every now and then.
2.Assuming Citizens don't know of any embezzlement (If any) by Government leaders/officials.
3.Being corrupt
4.Unequal distribution of National wealth in a particular State or Nation.
5.Cutting benefits that affect Citizens i.e Health Service,Housing,Education etc
6.Using public office as a family business enterprise where the  whole favour goes to the Family & Family friends.
7.Do not listen to citizens of any concern assuming the complaints are not basic
8.Making the constitution that favour the rulling system for example lifetime president (including those serving for a long time as if they are the only best leaders to cling on power  as per their wish)
9.Rampant unemployment
10.Poor social services i.e Health,Education etc.

MUST READ THIS...

RECALL NOTICE:


The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.


This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry? (   )
9. Rebellion


The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.


The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.


The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.


No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.


WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.


DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

Thanks to http://lukwangule.blogspot.com/

SICKKKK TUNES...

THE BLACK EYED PEAS-JUST CANT GET ENOUGH

                                                     WIZ KHALIFA-NO SLEEP

                                                PANEL FT- ALI KIBA - BARUA

MwanaFa ft A.Y and Mack D : Nimwamini Nani

MWAKA WA VIKOMBE NI HUU, MORO KUMEKUCHA KIKOMBE KINGINE!!

Baada ya Babu wa Loliondo kuvuma kwa kasi ya ajabu tukasikia wa Rombo (fundi baiskeli) bahati mbaya hakuvuma!!!,kaja dogo wa Mbeya Mabatini, mara dada wa Tabora wote bei ya KIKOMBE ILIKUA Tshs 500/= na sasa ni Dada wa Morogoro!!. Tena huyu kaja na 'sale' KIKOMBE 200/=. Toka tusikie KIKOMBE  watu Kibao wapo bize na Vikombe sasa mie sijui  ngoja tuone mwisho itakuwaje HUU MWAKA WA VIKOMBE, inatishaa..


Kwa habari zaidi tembelea kero nyingi blog hapa: http://keronyingi.blogspot.com/2011/03/breaking-news-kuna-dada-wa-mji-kasoro.html

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND (UNAWEZAJE KUTUNZA UUAJI WA NAMNA HII?)

Daaah nilikua naperuzi blog mbali mbali pamoja na kusoma vitu vingi hiki kimenigusa na nina shangaa mtu unawezaje kufumbia macho ama kujishauri kuhusu mtu anaye ambukiza watu ukimwi kwa makusudi? ''What goes around comes around'' huwezi jua huyo dada anatembea na watu gani huko aliko usikute hata boyfriend wako ashampitia na kama bado iko siku.Chain ya ukimwi ni kubwa jamani tusipoteze muda kuokoa maisha ya wenzetu inapotokea kitu kama hiki.Mtu huwezi sema aah mbona mimi hainihusu huwezi jua huo UKIMWI  wa rafiki yako ukazunguka hadi kukufikia wewe.

Si jambo la busara kufumbia macho mtu yeyote anaye ambukiza watu virusi vya ukimwi tena kwa maksudi, kwa mtindo huu Tanzania bila ukimwi itawezekana kweli? Tena huyu msomi kabisa anadiriki kujiuliza mara mbili swala zito kama hili.Sasa ambaye hajasoma atafanya nini?

Kwa habari zaidi soma hapa:  http://beautytouchdar.blogspot.com/2010/07/rafiki-yangu-anaambukiza-watu-ukimwi.html#comments

''RAFIKI YANGU ANAAMBUKIZA WATU UKIMWI KWA MAKUSUDI, NIMFANYAJE? AU NIWAAMBIE UKWELI? ''


 Hicho ndio kichwa cha habari yenyewe mtu anaomba ushauri.(tafadhali fungua hiyo blog soma humo inasikitisha sana) Si kwamba ni unyanyapaa lakini kitu kama hiki sio cha kufumbia macho hata siku moja ni uuaji tena wa maksudi ambao hautakiwi kuukumbatia kwa namna yeyote ile.

HIVI NDIVYO WENZETU WAKENYA WANASEMA KUHUSU LOLIONDO

Wakenya wataka babu wa Loliondo afungwe kwa kile kinachodaiwa kupotosha watu kwani anajifanya yeye Yesu mponyaji (sijajua wakisikia na ya Mbeya watasema nini!!!!)..Kwa habari zaidi sikiliza hii Video ya kwanza ambayo inataka Babu Mwasapile akamatwe na kufungwa mara moja.Kwa habari zaidi za Loliondo angalia video zinazo fuata kwa hisani ya NTV ya Kenya

Video kwa hisani ya NTV.CO.KE

NAMNA YA KUMKERA MPENZI/MCHUMBA/MKE AU MME

Hivi ni baadhi ya vitu ambavyo vinaweza sababisha kuvunjika ama kutoweka uaminifu katika mahusiano.Mie sio mtaalamu sana katika mahusiano lakini mambo nitayo zungumzia hapa hayahitaji utaalamu wowote hasa hiki kipindi cha utanda wazi.Vitu nitavyo taja ni vya maisha ya kawaida ya kila siku kwa wapenzi,wachumba au wanandoa bila kusahau mchango wa vyombo vya mawasiliano katika kubomoa ama kujenga mahusiano Mfano simu, Internet au mitandao ya kijamii kama facebook n.k .

Ni vitu vya kawaida ila madhara yake makubwa kama hutakua makini.Nimezungumza kwa namna vitu hivyo huweza kukera na ukiepuka utakua kwenye safe side.Ungana nami hapa chini:-
1.Ukitumiwa meseji/barua pepe usijibu au jibu siku na saa utakayo jisikia
2.Ukipigiwa simu na mwenza wako usipokee na hata ukiona missed call usipige,wala text,au kuomba kupigiwa!!
3.Ukipigiwa simu mbele ya mwenza wako nenda mbali ukapokee simu huko ukimaliza rudi na muendelee na kile mlikua mnafanya
4.Simu weka password na futa contact records za kila siku kuanzia msg,calls,etc na jina katika contacts andika jina baya baya lisilo lake mfano Jinga,kidumu, kero,msumbufu,wewe nani,wale wale,mzushi etc
5.Akikupunguzia salio kwenye simu wewe mpunguzie mwingine(mke mpunguzie mwaname mwingine),(mme -mpunguzie msichana mwingine) na baada ya hapo uwe una beep tu hata kama umepunguziwa salio.
6.Mkiwa pamoja matembezini kama wewe mke uwe unaangalia sana wanaume wengine na mwanaume uwe unaangalia wasichana wengine na kutokusikilizana.
7.Usiwe na attention yeyote wanasema ''kila mtu ana shida zake usikilize za mwingine za nini''
8.Kuwa bize na vitu visivyo eleweka mfano kutuma text zisizo isha au kuwapigia watu wengine simu na kuongea umbea wakati mwenza wako anataka kuongea na wewe.
9.Uwe mchafu mchafu usiye jipenda
10.Uwe umenuna kila mara
11.Zima simu kila ukiwa na mwenzio ili usipigiwe na yeyote na kuiweka mbali na mlipo.
12.Ukiwa nae sifia (mme-sifia wanawake wengine eti wazuri na wana adabu), (mke-sifia wanaume wengine mbele yake)
13.Toa siri zenu zote watu wajue (hata za chumbani!!)
14.Kusemana mbele za watu au kutukana mwenzio kwa dharau
15.Uwe unachelewa kurudi nyumbani bila sababu za msingi (kwa wanandoa)
16.Kunywa sana ukifika nyumbani tapika (kuny*) kila mahali na usisafishe!!
17.Ukiongozana na mpenzi wako mtambulishe kama rafiki yako kwa rafiki zako
18.Mkiongozana kila mtu atembee pekee yake kama hamjuani vile.
19.Kama mna kawaida ya kwenda club basi kila mtu acheze na mtu anayetaka cheza naye na kwa kujiachia!
20.Kuwa mtu unayetaka kuheshimiwa bila kuheshimu kisa your somebody kazini,ktk biashara,n.k
21.Ukiwa na mwenza wako zungumzia zaidi past relations  zilivyo kua na namna mlivyokua mki enjoy na mengine mengi.

NB.Si kila mtu anachukulia sawa jambo fulani kwahio kuwa makini na tabia zako au mambo unayo fanya.Ukiepuka hii utakua umeepuka mengi.Pia nitafurahi kama kuna mwenye zaidi kwani haya ni baadhi tu ya mambo yanayo kera.Kama una zaidi unaweza acha kwenye comments.Pamoja!

A LITTLE BIT OF HISTORY -STUDENTS I'M HERE FOR YOU!!!

•What two African countries were never colonized?
Ethiopia and Liberia.

•What are the African countries colonized by Britain?

Sudan, Egypt, Union of South Africa, and Zimbabwe, to name a few. The rest are on this map: http://www.africainstitute.com/map_colonization.htmlbelend

•What African country was colonized by Spain?

In africa spain colonized a little region in norther Morocco known as Rif, another little bit in southern Morocco known as Ifni, the Western Sahara and Equatorial Guinea.

Read more: http://www.wiki.answers.com/Q/Which_African_countries_were_never_colonized#ixzz1HkmKJD5w

America was colonized by Britain up to its independence in 1776, where is America now???..puzzled? if no/yes me too!!..please Tanzania wake up.I hope one day we'll stand firmly,arrogantly,proudly with all the instincts saying we are peacefully happy and will always be.God bless Tanzania.

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PROPER SCRUTINY UNDERWAY ON STUDENT VISA INTO THE UK

The rules for student visas into the UK are to be much tougher - after fears that this route of entry is being used dishonestly. The Home Secretary Theresa May said student visas were being abused and "too many were here to work and not to study". To start with, she announced plans to cut quarter (80,000) of the current number of students entering the UK.

Mrs May told the House of Commons that the misuse of student visas had become a "symbol of a broken and abused immigration system". On the other hand Shadow Home Secretary Yvette Cooper warned that rules must not damage an industry worth £5bn a year.

Accordingly, to tighten the process language rule will be used. Students must be able to speak English. Besides that, students must at least be able to describe their courses to be pursued. That according to her will make the most in the best interests of legitimate students only.

Also tighter regulations will be introduced on the dependants of students to join them in the UK plus less flexibility in the number of years that overseas students can spend after graduation.

On top of that overseas students will have limits on hours of paid work.

Read more: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-12820645 <22 March 2011>

NAMNA YA KUFELI SHULE KWA MAKUSUDI

                                                            ??????


1.Usiwe na ratiba ya kujisomea

2.Usiende maktaba kusoma wala kujikumbusha ulivyo soma darasani kwa muda wako wa ziada.

3.Usisome vitabu, wewe soma tu 'summary' za notes na kamusi ili ujue tu maneno magumu ya kuwatishia wengine kua msomi na lugha ina panda kwa sana.

4.Susia vipindi ukijisikia uvivu lala tu wakati wenzio wako darasani au safiri safari ya mbali kula starehe huko

5.Kesha sana kila siku lala saa tisa usiku au kumi kabisa alfajiri wakati shule unatakiwa kuamka saa moja asubuhi kila siku.

6.Nenda club mara nyingi iwezekanavyo kama vipi kila siku ukiweza.
7.Kuwa mlevi na mwingi wa wanaume/wanawake wakati uko masomoni.

8.Wakati mwalimu anafundisha wewe piga story na rafiki yako na kubadirishana vi memo chini chini vya kuchekesha au cheza game kwe simu au chochote chenye game.

9.Ukipewa mtihani anza kufanya bila kusoma maelekezo kwanza.

10.Kua mtovu wa nidhani na unaye taka ugomvi kila siku na uende darasani ukiwa umelewa.

11.Usisome wakati unategemea kufaulu mtihani kwa miujiza.

12.Usisikilize walimu wako au walezi/wazazi wako.

13.Uwe mchelewaji kwenda  kwenye vipindi shule na uwahi kuondoka kwenda nyumbani/bwenini

14.Uwe mpenda sifa,mjuaji wa kila kitu, majivuno ya kwenu mna pesa shule sio ishu.

15.Mwalimu anapo fundisha usichukue notes kaa tu muangalie kama kideo na ongezea kusinzia ikibidi.

16.Usijali nafasi unayoshika baada ya mitihani yako 'after all is just a number!!

17.Waambie wenzio 'wametumwa na kijiji kuja kusoma ndio maana wanajituma sana' na wewe kusoma kwako sio ishu sana, after all shule ikishindikana unaweza kuwa konda wa magari ya''baba/mama,mjomba,shangazi, baba mdogo nk''

18.Ukipewa maswali ya kujibu usifanye yaangalie tu na hisabati soma kama notes usi kokotoe hata moja 'after all ni ugonjwa wa taifa' na kama mmepewa kazi ya kundi wewe usishiriki chochote endelea na mambo yako upate 'marks' za bure

19.Wakatishe wenzio tamaa ''kufauru darasani sio kufauru maisha'; ' wasomi mbona wengi halafu wote choka mbaya tu (kusoma sio dili)

20.Ukiwa hujaelewa darasani usiulize kisa utaonekana mjinga!

NB.Yaliyo tajwa baadhi  hapa juu kama yataepukika lazima ufauru shule (i.e kuanzia msingi mpaka vyuoni), hata hivyo sio lazima haya tu yakufelishe yako mengi zaidi yanayoweza fanya mtu afeli shule na pia si kila mtu anafeli akifanya haya kwani kuna sababu mbalimbali zenye athari tofauti baina ya mtu na mtu.

Je una la ziada? Nitafurahi kusikia kama kuna mengine ambayo yana mfelisha mwanafunzi akiwa shule/college/chuo.

LIBYA SI SHWARI TENA!!

Baada ya vikao kadhaa vya baraza  la usalama la umoja wa mataifa kutafuta mstakabali wa machafuko nchini Libya ambapo China na Russia zilionyesha waziwazi kutoshiriki na lolote huko Libya.Marekani haikua tayari bila tamko la baraza la umoja wa mataifa ambalo limepita na Marekani iko mstari wa mbele kushambulia maeneo muhimu yanayosadikika kutunza silaha inchini Libya.Rais wa Marekani ambaye yupo ziarani nchini Brazil ametoa idhini ya jeshi lake kuendesha mashambulizi ya kijeshi inchini Libya.

Jengo la kijeshi lilio haribiwa Tripoli-Libya

Shambulizi la kwanza limeripotiwa kuharibu jengo kubwa la kijeshi na kuangusha ndege 4 za kijeshi za jeshi la Gaddafi.Hata hivyo Gaddafi ametangaza kuangusha ndege yeyote itayo onekana juu au eneo lote la Mediteranian sea zikiwemo ndege za abiria huku akitahadharisha kua atatumia silaha nzito ambazo hajaanza kutumia na ameahidi kushinda mashambulizi ya wana muungano wa umoja wa mataifa wakiongozwa na USA,UK & FRANCE.Vita kwa namna yoyote si nzuri Mungu awasaidie.

   

                                       Kituo kimoja cha ulinzi wa anga Libya kikiwa kinawaka moto baada ya kulipuliwa na majeshi ya muungano wa UK,USA na FRANCE.

Kwa habari zaidi soma hapa
>> http://abcnews.go.com/International/libya-international-military-coalition-launch-assault-gadhafi-forces/story?id=13174246

>> http://abcnews.go.com/wnt/video/special-report-target-libya-president-politics-war-obama-military-13175613&tab=9482930&section=1206853&playlist=1363340

UN YASHINDWA FIKIA MWAFAKA KUHUSU LIBYA

UN

UN mpaka sasa imeshindwa kufikia muafaka kuhusiana na machafuko ya ksiasa nchini Libya.Hali hio imejionyesha baada ya baraza la usalama la umoja wa mataifa kumaliza kikao jumatano ya tar 16/03/2011 bila ya makubaliano dhidi hatua za kudhibiti ghasia zinazozidi kupamba moto mpaka hivi sasa. Wakati huo huo mtoto wa Gaddafi Seif al-Islam amesema ndani ya masaa 24 watakua wameshachukua jimbo lililo chini ya wapinzani (Benghazi)  na wapinzani hao wameambiwa waondoke Libya.
(Voice of America)

Yafuatayo ni maoni ya nchi baadhi toka baraza  la usalama l a umoja wa mataifa:
Ufaransa & Uingereza UN itumie   jeshi kuzuia machafuko Libya
Italia:Haitahusika kama jeshi litatumika kutuliza ghasia Libya
Slovania: Kuingia kijeshi Libya ni hatari zaidi
US: Tupo tayari kuingia kijeshi Libya kwa mgongo wa UN.
China:Kuingia kijeshi si haki

Kikao kingine  cha dharura  cha baraza hilo  kukaa leo Tar 17/03/2011     kujadili hitima ya ghasia  inchini Libya

NANI HAPA KAIBA KWA MWENZIE??!

Kati ya Daddy Owen-Kupe De Kalle (Tobina) ft Kerah  hapa juu na

Coupe Decale (Alaji)  hapa chini nani kaiba au ni mixtape?.Nahio 'Tobina' ni Gospel na 'Alaji' ni dansi!!!..pamoja na hayo je nani unadhani kaitendea haki beat ya nyimbo hii? Mie naona wa 'Tobina' ndio zaidi japo wamejiachia kama dansi vile.Mwanzo nilipo sikiliza nikadhani ni dansi, mara ya pili ndio nika gundua ni Gospel baada ya kusikia ''ayo lele kuna moto, kuna waka kuna moto, yesu mwokozi'' Sikiliza na wewe.

KATUNI YA LEO..

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