05 July, 2010

Ukiona hii jua ni wizi....

Fraud has for years been rapidly developing in both developed and developing counntries due to Globalization.Despite this fact, the development of different technologies has to a large extent facilitated fraud in one way or the other .For example the increased use of Internet and telecommunications has simplified fraud operations due to increased interactions of people in the current Globalized World.

Accordingly,fraud has been designed to operate in different ways where by the whole deal focus to capture core interests of people who strives day and night to win life.This is why it's manned in a very sophisicated way whereby any person can fall prey unkowingly.So hereunder could be among the ways to trap people in this filthy business.So Watch out folks!!!!


Hello!!!
My name is Jane, i saw your profile today and became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.


Here is my email address (janefugar20104love@hotmail.com) believe we can move from here!I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.(Remember the distance, color or language does not matter but love matters allot in life. please write to me in this email id not in other email ok, janefugar20104love@hotmail.com

Katuni ya Leo..

Wanawake wote wangekua kama huyu basi ngono zembe kwishney!

03 July, 2010

Huyu ndiye aliyekua Loon.....

Wakati wasanii wetu wengi wa muziki wa kibongo wanachukua video kwenye nyumba,magari ama maeneo mazuri kwa ujumla hali iko tofauti kwa msanii Loon alipotembelea Bongo.Msanii huyo ameonekana katika Video yake kwa jina 'Distracted' akiwa bongo ambako mazingira aliyo chukulia video ni sambamba na hali halisi ya makazi ya walio wengi bongo/Tanzania.Zaidi angalia video hii hapa chini.

Hata hivyo msanii huyo ambaye sasa katoka kivingine kabisaaa kwa kuwaunga mkono Busta Rhyms,Napoleon,Akon,Ice Cube, na wengine wengi ambao wameukacha Ukisto na kua waislam.Kama Video ya pili inavyo onyesha hapa chini.

Si vibaya zote ni imani tu ili mradi kote wana amini Mungu yupo.Kwa upande mwingine mashabaki wanauliza kwa mtindo wa kutoa maoni hasa 'YOUTUBE' na kushangaa zile ndevu kama ndio kua na imani kali ama laa na wengine kushangaa mtu mweusi kuiga style za waarabu kwa kufuga ndevu kiasi kile kwani anatisha.Wakati huu Loon anasema yeye ni good boy na sio bad boy tena kama alivyokua under bad boy Records.Kazi kweli kweli.



Loon wa sasa ndio huyu

01 July, 2010

Vituko vya customs...

Kama hauendani na picha uliyoweka kwenye passport yako basi hii ndo utakutana nayo customs.

30 June, 2010

Sikiliza Antvirus ya Sugu A.K.A Mr II

Hi ndio antvirus ya MR Sugu ambaye siku za karibuni aliwekwa chini ya ulinzi wa polisi kwa mahojiano kwa kilicho daiwa 'kutaka kuua kwa maneno'' kama vyombo mbalimbali vilivyo ripoti. Hata hivyo bwana Sugu amedai kuachiwa kwa kujidhamini yeye mwenyewe.Pamoja na mambo mengine watu wengi wanasema kukamatwa kwake ni kutokana na kua mwanachama wa Chama cha Demokrasia na Maendeleo (CHADEMA)kwani kuua kisanii ama kimuziki ni neno la kawaida mfano: jamaa kaua leo stejini/jamaa kavunja mbaya... yaani kaimba vizuri zaidi au sasa nakuchana live ikiwa na maana 'sasa nakusema hadharani'

Hata hivyo hakuna anaye jua ukweli halisi ulioko nyuma ya pazia katika zogo hilo japo kua watu wame chanwa live katika huu wimbo maarufu kwa jina la antvirus.Binafsi pamoja na kuheshimu haki za binadamu (freedom of expression/freedom of speech) naona nyimbo iligusa zaidi maisha binafsi ya watu kwa mtindo wa kukashifu na sio kutoa ujumbe unao kemea uonevu ama ukandamizaji wa baadhi ya vituo vya Radio kwenye tasnia ya muziki maarufu kama bongo flava/hip hop.Ni mtazamo tu zaidi sikiliza wimbo then toa maoni yako kama jamaa yuko sawa au(sio sawa) na harakati za kuikomboa tasnia hio inayo daiwa kujaa unyonyaji wa hali ya juu,upendeleo na udididmizi wa chini chini.

Mjue demu wa Jaffarai....hahahahah

Huyu ndio demu wa Jaffarai yaani sina mbavu dakika ya 1:28-30 na 1:52.yeye anasema hata akitumia hela kibao kwa 'huyo demu wake' hakuna noma na haoni shida. Je wangapi tuna mademu wa hivi? Je ni kweli ukiwa na demu unakua stress free? Na je pombe inafaa kufananishwa na demu? Kama jibu ni hapana toa sababu za msingi na Kama jibu ni ndio, je ni kweli kwamba inaondoa stress kama wengi wanao kunywa na kusema wanaondoa stress?

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More from my inbox....

NB:Whenever you see an e-mail of this kind in you are inbox just delete or spam it.Be informed!


DEAR,

I AM MR.MUSTAFA ALUSI GAMBO.I WORK IN THE REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK, OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US.

THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED IS [$36.2MILLION US DOLLARS] WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT AND YOURS TOO AND ALSO TO FLY MY WIFE TO UNITED STATE OF AMERICA FOR TREATMENT OF LUNG/BREAST CANCER, THIS MONEY IS OWNED BY A MAN CALLED [JAMES HEBREW] A BUSINESS COMMERCIALIST IN WEST-AFRICAN REGIONS. HE HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE TWO YEARS AGO AND SINCE THEN NO CLAIM HAS BEEN PLACED ON HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE.

I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT SUCH FUND CAN NOT BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN ATTACHED TO THE FUND. THE FUND COULD BE TRANSFERRED IN THESE WAY; [YOU SHALL PRESENT YOURSELF AS A RELATIVE & BUSINESS ASSOCIATES TO THE DECEASED PERSON [JAMES HEBREW] DETAILS SHALL BE THAT YOU ARE THE CARE-TAKER TO MR.JAMES HEBREW PROPERTIES.

I SHALL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU MATERIALS AND INFORMATION WITH WHICH A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THE FUND. I SHALL BE YOUR GUIDIANCE AND INSTRUCTOR THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE A SWIFT AND SURE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

AS TO YOUR BENEFITS, YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THIS FUND, FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION IN THIS TRANSACTION. SO IF YOU ARE INTRESTED, SEND A REPLY TO ME IN YOUR REPLY PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR [PRIVATE PHONE AND YOUR FAX NUMBERS] URGENCY HAS TO BE IMPLIED AND THIS BUSINESS MUST STRICTLY BE A DEAL BETWEEN BOTH OF US.

BEST REGARDS,
MR.MUSTAFA ALUSI GAMBO
+22678300289

29 June, 2010

My inbox 4u....

As usual today I've got this e-mail in my inbox out of hundreds and I thought it's important to share it with my readers .You can think i'm funny but factually at least everyday I do delete e-mails of this kind just to clean up my inbox.

And as I promised some days back that, I will not stop posting them in this blog just to attract public attention within the context of fraud and the need to take precautions. So,this is just a sample of many others within which illegal money is being generated.So be informed and where possible let others know about this and or ignore it at you are own risk!.

I know for some people this may seem ridiculous and useless 'by the looks of it'.As such, that will not stop me from posting them with full confidence under this very sub title'' To whom it may concern'' and so if any one out there falls prey without his/her knowledge that will be a bad luck.

Hereunder is what i'm talking about,you can go through and see it for yourself!
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Dear Sir,

First, I must apologise to you for using this medium to communicate to
you about this project.I am a highly placed official of Government of Nigeria and also a founding member of the ruling party in Power now, the Peoples Democratic Party
(PDP).

I am member of the contract review committee of the Nigerian national
petroleum co-operation which is in charge of managing and supervising the
disbursement of oil sales revenues for the Nigerian government which
covers payment to foreign and local contractors who has executed contracts
for our country.

The revenues under our control runs into several hundred
of millions of dollars monthly. My self and other colleagues in the (NNPC)
are currently in need of a foreign partner with whose bank account we
shall transfer the sum of eleven million united states dollars United
States Dollars($11m).

In the year 2004 the federal government of Nigeria through the ministry of finance awarded contracts estimated to the tuneof seventeen million united states dollars while My self and other colleagues in the (NNPC) sumbmitted receipt for the tune of $28 million increase or inflate the amount to twenty eight million united states dollars) to the Nigerian national petroleumco-operation (NNPC) as a joint venture with a foreign partner, alveco oil of which the said contract have been
implemented and carried out with a total amount of ($17 million) seventeen million united states dollars) leaving behind the balance of ($11 million)eleven million united statesdollars) in excess have been deposited in a security account deposited (sad)here in Nigeria.

However, to make fortune out of this opportunity,
by virtue of our position as civil servants and members of the (NNPC), we cannot acquire this fund in our name. This is because as top civil servants, we are not
allowed by law of the land to own or operate foreign bank accounts outside
our country for now.

And there is the need to transfer this fund to a reliable account. It is
therefore on this note that i have been delegated as a matter of trust by
my colleagues, to look for an overseas partner in whose account we would
transfer the fund hence the reason for this mail.

I will want to front this buisness by standing as the contarctor/sub-contractor of project We shall be Transferring the money to your account with your company as the beneficiary and you are been paid for a contract which you executed for our country through the (NNPC) and any other Federal Ministry that we decide to use to siphon the
funds through.

Firstly, our conviction of your transparency.
Secondly, that you treat this transaction with utmost secrecy and
confidentiality. Finally and above all, that you will provide an account
that you have absolute control over.

Note that we have concluded arrangements for the release of the
aforementioned sum to your bank within the shortest possible time as soon
as we conclude talks as we have put in place perfect machineries that will
ensure a hitch free transfer into your account upon acceptance, my
colleagues and myself have made arrangements as to how the eleven million
united states dollars) will be shared; (25%)twenty five percent for you,
(65%)sixty five percent for us,(10%) ten percent for miscellaneous
expenses.

should you be interested please endeavor to send me your tel/fax
number to my personal e- mail address; whether or not this offer is
acceptable to you, so as to enable us make other alternative contact on
the contrary.

Finally, let me state here that this transaction will take (10-14) working
days to conclude depending on your quick response, and it is legitimate
and there is no risk or legal disadvantages either to ourselves or
yourself now or in the future you are to treat with utmost
confidentiality.

I await your urgent reply on this transaction while you acknowledge your
receipt upon this letter
Best regard
Bello Kareem

26 June, 2010

Ingekua vipi.....

je uko tayari kua kama huyu responsible father? je ndugu, jamaa na marafiki wakikuona uko hivi watasemaje? Limbwata? je ni vibaya kumsaidia wife kama hivi? Mimi naona hii too much hata kama kazi kusaidiana home.Yani nioshe vyombo na mtoto mgongoni tena pengine wife anaangalia TV!!! Sijaoa bado lakini nadhani hii haijakaa sawa. siwezi osha vyombo na mtoto mgongoni na wife anaangalia TV... wewe unaonaje hii?

World Cup Excuse to cheating...

Cheating is not an easy task as some people would think.As such cheating is even harder when the person you intend to cheat knows better than you (Brave). To me it is ridiculous cheating unnecessarily to your beloved one.And the funniest thing is, You call him/her the one and only literally in essence. Why literally? the reason is obvious you don't mean what you said earlier. Wonderful enough big events including World Cup seems to be used as an excuse
for cheating to couples, so Abiria chunga mzigo wako!

If you look at this cartoon, you will definitely know the position of yours in line with cheating and lying.I don't want to go into details but I hope everyone knows 'cheating' has been there since, the only difference between now and them days back is basicly the so called globaliziation.With the introduction of new technologies including Mobile phones, internets the World has now been made smaller than before.

It is said the world is as small as a village and the increased mobility of people and the means of communications has over time fostered the situation. Taking mobile phones as an example you can contact the person instantly based on the network coverage locally/internationally.

Phones in general have both merits and demerits depending on the usage.Mobile phones for example are good to cover unpleasant behaviour including cheating as seen in the cartoon hereunder. Imagine you make call to a person and he/she answers like this ''sorry dear i'm so sleepy i can't speak clearly'' At the very same minute you hear this,''please two pints of VODKA for me and my love'' In essence this is what exactly happens in this cartoon, You all watch the same match!! why different teams????? Egypt is not among the teams in the 2010 World Cup! shame on you kama upo lol! hapo usikute hallo na mbona sikusikii nyingi mpaka basi. I call it failed cheating!.

See for yourself how instant mobile phone works here hahahahaha! So funny.



Kama haitoshi Now for those who are married, they think land line/home phones are better than mobiles because you've to be there (Home) in order to pick up the phone.So with the introduction of phones cheating has seemingly spotted to have increased due to easy and increased commuincations/interactions which is true but that shouldn't be a point to say cheating has just began.

It is just that, now is easy to reach the person/identify and finally know if there is any cheating going on or about to happen if the person is not smart enough though it is not always the case since there is no perfect being, no one is smart all days, that means one day you will fall prey (Caught) so stop cheating!

What would be you are views on the introduction of phones in relation to cheating?

21 June, 2010

Kazi kweli kweli...

Kufuatia maandalizi ya kombe la Dunia ambalo kwa sasa limepamba moto na timu za Kiafrica kuendelea kuadabishwa huko kwa mzee madiba/South Africa.Kuna habari kwamba maandalizi hayo yali enda sambamba na kung'arisha jiji la Cape Town kwa kuhamisha masikini wote kwenda sehemu nyingine kwa kile kilicho daiwa kuweka mji safi 'wageni/waheshimiwa wanakuja!.

Hio imesemekana kutokea ili kujenga taswira nzuri ya mazingira kwa kuzingatia ujio wa kombe la dunia ambalo South Africa ndio wenyeji.Kutokana tukio hilo maalum kabisa na kuzingatia ujio wa mastaa/matajiri/viongozi mbalimbali duniani, wenyeji hao wamelazimika 'kung'arisha mji'.

Habari zinasema kiini macho hicho ni kwajili ya kufanya wageni watambue kua nchi hio imeendelea na haina matatizo makubwa ya umasikini kwa kuficha masikini wote walio kua wakiishi karibu na uwanja ambako mashindano ya kombe la dunia yana fanyika/endelelea hivi sasa.Hii haina tofauti na ile ya kujenga barabara vizuri mara tu kiongozi mashughuli akiwa anatembelea eneo fulani, ni kiini macho cha kawaida kwa nchi nyingi za Africa.

Soma zaidi hapa http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/06/10/AR2010061002060.html.

11 June, 2010

Tyson wa sasa......

Je wewe ni mpenzi wa Mike Tyson, they call him 'the one and only' kutokana na record yake nzuri katika anga za boxing (aka Ngumi za kulipwa). Basi 'the one and only; ni kama lilikua jina kila kwenye mpambano lazima usikie 'the one and only'.Je wewe ni mmoja wao wa waliokua wanaamka usiku kuangalia mpambano wake? Mbaya zaidi kwakua ni usiku sana hasa kwa wale tuliokua bongo basi kabla usingizi haujaisha vizuri pambano limeisha kwa ile maarufu kama 'knock out' hii ilikua ndio style yake at the very first beginning ya mpambano wake.Ilikua inaboa kiasi fulani, je una kumbuka enzi hizo ulikua wapi? Twambie.. (LOl!)

Tukiachia mbali vurugu zake mtaani mwana masumbwi huyu amestaafu fani hio na sasa anajiita baba safi wa familia na ule wote ulikua utoto tu sasa ashakua.

Msikilize hapa:


Basi kwa wale ambao hatujamuona karibuni leo mtamuona hapa hapa The Network.Kama ilivyokua taabu kumtambua aka 50 ambaye kwa sasa amepungua kiasi cha kutisha kimuonekano.Msanii huyo maarufu toka marekani yuko bize na kusaka noti hadi kwenye movie!! Aidha hali imekua tofauti kwa Tyson ambaye sasa amekua bonge la mtu kutoka six pacs mpaka sijui niite one pac hahahahaha!

Basi ni maisha tu yana badirika kutokana na malengo kama ilivyo kwa 50 Cent ambaye ameamua kwa maksudi kupunguza uzito ili aendane na movie ya 'Things Fall Apart' ambayo imetengenezwa kwa kumbukumbu ya rafiki yake aliye kufa kwa cancer. Na katika kuuvaa uhusika wa mgonjwa wa Cancer ilibidi apunguze uzito kiasi ambacho kila mtu ameshangaa ama kuendelea kushangaa

50 Cent wa zamani:


50 Cent wa sasa baada ya kupunguza uzito:



Tyson wa sasa katika picha:


(Picha toka starpulse.com)

Na hii



Tyson wa zamani japo kwasababu zinazo julikana sitaweka pambano alilo pigwa (LOL!):


Hii pia


Ya mwisho zaidi nenda YOUTUBE!

09 June, 2010

Maswali yangu leo!

Tazama hii picha kisa niambie wewe ungekua ndo mkuu wa Mkoa/Wilaya ya nanihii na watoto ndio wako darasani kama hivi je ungekubali kutembelea LANDCRUISER VX/GX/TX tena V6 /V8 yenye injini size 4.7 Litres au zaidi???




Au ungesema upewe Escudo/Vitara,Hilux Surf, Rav4,Discovery,Freelander,Honda –CRV???? Nimetaja hizi gari kwani zote ziko na 4WD (kama kigezo ni 4WD) tena injini size haizidi 3 Litres. Tutasema hatuna hela au katika vipaumbele vyetu Elimu haipo??? Sijawahi sikia serikali imekosa hela ya kununua shangingi!!! Na kama wanapata ya mkopo basi wakope wajenge shule hii sio haki!!Je mtoto aliesoma shule kama hii na kwa mazingira haya ataelewa anacho fundishwa maana hapo MAKALIO YANA WAKA MOTO!!

Akifeli huyu nwanafunzi nani alaumiwe?? (mbaya zaidi siku zote mwanafunzi akifeli atalaumiwa HASOMI,JINGA, HALI HUDHURII VIPINDI(TRUANT) na maneno mengi ya aina hio) Hapa hata ningekua mimi kwa kuheshimu umuhimu wa makalio yangu nisinge soma!!! Niite jina lolote sawa tu (Lol!) kisa cha kuota sugu ya makalio?!!

Je mwalimu pamoja na wanafunzi wana raha gani kukaa katika pagari kama hili??? Hapo kuna kuelewana kweli?!! Kwani ni wazi hapa mwalimu ana woga jengo laweza anguka muda wowote, hali kadhalika wanafunzi!! Hivi wimbi la wanafunzi watoro likiongezeka nani alaumiwe?? Je tuseme sehemu kama hii hakuna viongozi?? Kama wapo nini mchango wao kwa jamii au ndo tuseme aliye shiba hamjui mwenye njaa?? Au tuseme eneo kama hili halina mgao wa bajeti?? Ok je hata wananchi imeshindikana kukusanya nguvu kupitia viongozi (kupitia mpango wa kushirikisha wananchi kujenga shule) ili kuboresha mazingira kama haya?? Ni kweli serikali haiwezi fanya kila kitu ila hii haijakaa sawa!

Cha ajabu kabisa ukute kiongozi aliye pewa dhamana na eneo hili hana habari kama kuna shule ipo namna hii kwani yeye na ofisi ofisi na yeye.Swali la mwisho…Kuna haja gani kua na VX/GX nyingiiiiiii wakati kuna sehemu kama hizi zinazo hitaji kuboreshwa? Hii ni sehemu moja tu ya Elimu sasa tukienda mambo ya Afya sijui hali ikoje sehemu kama hii!! Sitashangaa kama wamama wale wajawazito wanajifungulia PORINI!! Na vitanda hospitali zilizo na aspirin na panado tu au kukosa vyote na kulala mzungu wa nne ni anasa!!

Kwakweli nilishindwa kushangaa kuona eti Mbunge wa CHADEMA Mh Ndesamburo alitaka toa gari kituo cha afya huko moshi kama alivyo ahidi kwenye kampeni badala yake akapewa masharti magumu ikiwemo kufuta jina la mtoa msaada!! Hii sijui niite nini kwani hakuna asiyejua kama magari ya misaada yana majina ya wafadhili ubavuni, huyu ni MTanzania kabisa kaambiwa afute jina lake kama sio chuki za kisiasa ni nini? (hio ni aka Cheap politics) Siku nyingine mtu kama huyu/mwingine mwenye huruma kama hio atakua na moyo wa kusaidia??

Kwa habari zaidi soma hapa : http://www.habaritanzania.com/articles/2624/1/Moshi-waukana-msaada-wa-mbunge-wa-upinzani.

Pamoja na mambo mengine changamoto yangu ya leo kama kweli tunahitaji maisha bora kwa kila Mtanzania tuwe makini na vipaumbele vyetu na tusiweke chuki za kisiasa mbele kwani mwisho wa siku 'fahari wawili wakigombana nyasi ndio huumia' hapa wananchi/walipa kodi ndio wanaoumia. Tubadirike!

08 June, 2010

2 doctoral studentships in Psychology at Goldsmiths, University of London - Department of Psychology (UK)

Overview
Two doctoral studentships funded by the European Research Council (ERC) are available from September 2010 in the Department of Psychology, Goldsmiths, University of London. You can apply for either a 1+3-year (Masters and PhD) or a 3-year doctoral programme. You will work under the supervision of Dr Andy Bremner, as part of a research team funded by a 5-year ERC grant, ‘HEMSDEV: An Investigation of the Construction of Human Embodied Multisensory Experience in Infancy and Early Childhood', and will have access to, and training in, both behavioural and neurophysiological (ERP) methods.

Allowance

A stipend of £19,250 per annum will be provided. You will be expected to pay your own university fees (£3,500 per annum).


Qualifications


Applicants for a 1+3 studentship should have a good first degree (1st class, high 2:1, or equivalent) in Psychology or a closely allied discipline. Applicants for a 3-year doctorate will normally be expected to hold a Master's degree in an area related to Psychology. The successful candidate will demonstrate a strong aptitude and motivation to work in a research team, undertaking both collaborative and individual research projects in a scientifically rigorous way. We are also looking for a candidate who will be able to work with infants, children and parents, present research at national and international scientific meetings, and submit research manuscripts for publication on a regular basis.


How to apply
There are a number of forms to submit, as outlined below. You must complete the first two of these, and you may need to complete the third, so please read the explanations carefully here: http://www.gold.ac.uk/psychology/programmes/studentships/howdoiapply/

For more information on the application process, please visit our website www.gold.ac.uk/psychology/programmes/studentships/kindsofresearch/hemsdevprojects and/or contact Dr Bremner on +44 (0) 207 078 5142 or a.bremner@gold.ac.uk.

Application deadline

Applications should be submitted by 30 June. Short-listed candidates should expect to be notified by 7 July for an interview between 15-20 July
For More Read: http://www.gold.ac.uk/psychology/programmes/studentships/kindsofresearch/hemsdevprojects/



07 June, 2010

Hivi ndivyo ilivyokua leo Tanzania vs Brazil

Angalia mwenyewe kisa toa maoni yako!



Aidha sishangai kwa wale walosema hawashabikii Tanzania (Taifa stars )hata kidogo japo kua ni wa Tanzania halisi!.Kama hii ilikua njia ya kutangaza Tanzania kiutalii ama vyovyote ni vema kungekua na njia mbadala kutangaza huo utalii.Tanzania ni nchi masikini sana na haistahili kufuru ya namna hii wakati huu ambao bajeti yetu bado haijitoshelezi bila misaada toka nje.

Au sivyo labda kama Brazil wamecheza na Tanzania kama ile soccer aid ya England vs ROW( The Rest of the World) kwa lengo la kusaidia nchi masikini.Lakini kama ndio tumejifanya kulipa basi walipa kodi hawana haki kwani hakuna asiyejua kama soka ni miongoni mwa michezo ya ghari duniani.Pamoja na kutambua kua ukitaka pesa tumia pesa kuna haja ya kuangalia namna hio pesa unayo wekeza italeta matokeo gani na si kuwekeza tu ilikufurahisha watu.

Nina amini watu wa utali wanao watalaamu wa kutosha kuweza kushauri namna endelevu na yenye manufaa katika kutangaza utalii.Sina hakika kama hii ndio njia nafuu wameweza shauri itumike kutangaza utalii.Na kwa mtindo huu neno 'misuse of public funds' halitakufa midomoni mwa walipa kodi mpaka hapo watakapo zinduka na kusema 'enough is enough bye bye doxa World!'

Mwisho kabisa labda niulize swali Ivi hela za kuwalipa hao Brazil nani anatoa/zimetoka wapi? Na kwa kiasi gani zitakua na manufaa kwa taifa changa kama Tanzania ukizingatia gharama ya kuwaleta? Je hio ndo njia nafuu kabisa ya kutangaza utalii Tanzania?

28 May, 2010

Scholarship Scams!!!:

Following the fast ever growing number of scholarship seekers worldwide and based on the means through which adverts are being made on scholarships. Scholars MUST bear in mind that, not all scholarships information/correspondences/emails are genuine. This should be understood from the very beginning of any process in this context that, since a scholarships is a NEEDY thing, an illegal plan for making money (SCAM) is so prevalent and linked to both true and fake scholarships. So today I’m giving you some things that you should be skeptical in pursuit of scholarships.

Firstly, be skeptic on any request for Personal Information: Some scams ask for your personal details. For example: bank statements, date of birth, passwords, account numbers etc. NEVER share any of your personal information with anyone online!.

Secondly, Watch out application fee: Scholarship scammers might act as organizations that charge fees for availing procedures or application submissions that could be undertaken for free!. Again NEVER pay for scholarship application fees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chunga vijisent vyako!!!!.

Thirdly, questioning every now and then is sometimes not good, BUT for this one you’ve to question every single thing, You MUST question "Winnning" a Scholarship that You Never Applied!!!!: Scholarships scams may contact college/University students informing them that they have won full scholarship. You cannot win a scholarship if you have never applied for it before! Never on Earth!!. A bit of linking this with DAILY scams in our inboxes….at least every day I receive an email like this ‘’you’ve a won a sum of 75,000£’’ give us your details so that we can process it for you (example only).The question here is, how can you win without doing the LOTTERY thing??????

Fourthly, be skeptic on any guaranteed scholarship award: Scams that guarantee an award focus mainly on trapping tempted students. Nobody can guarantee a scholarship. . Don't get into the trap commonly known as 'Scholarship guarantee'. Nothing of the sort exists on Earth except SCAMS!

Fifth and last, there is NO Free Scholarships: How? Nothing comes so easily and for free. No such thing like free Scholarships. This means Scholarships are generally given to students with genuine and asked academic records. UNLESS YOU WANT TO BUY A DEGREE, which I’ve no comment at this point in time!.

NB: As a scholarship aspirant you MUST research around meticulously on the funding procedures IF ANY!! Or else at least every scholarship seeker is at risk of being a prey to any scholarship scam.

26 May, 2010

School of History MA by Research Fees-only Scholarship,The University of Leeds,UK

The School of History Masters Scholarship is for full fees at the UK/EU rate.

Eligibility:

All of the following are available to UK, EU and International postgraduates applying to study in the School of History.

In order to be eligible to be considered for these scholarships, you must:

•have applied, and received an offer, for a place in the School of History
•have supplied us with copies of transcripts from previous degrees and one academic reference by the deadline of 4pm on 30 June 2010
•have fulfilled our entry requirements before official acceptance of any scholarship
•be starting your course in the next academic year (2010/11)
not already have an MA in History.


Read more:http://www.leeds.ac.uk/history/prospective/pg/school.htm

Namna ya kutafuta Scholarships

Ukiingia kwenye website ya chuo chochote kile kuna mahali kuna ‘search box’ andika pale ‘scholarships’ then search itakuletea scholarships nyingi tu (kama zipo). Kuna watu wanadhani mie chizi kulundika websites nyingi za vyuo mbalimbali vya hapa UK na Tanzania.Lengo langu kubwa hapo ni hilo,si mara zote nitakua na habari za scholarship tena ‘ IN TIME’ na nije kuzi post hapa bloguni.Pia ieleweke kwamba hizi scholarships nazi post nikipata ‘MUDA’ Kwahio nina uhakika kuna scholarships nyingi zinanipita!!

Kwahiyo basi, kama upo kwenye website ya chuo kilichopo USA ama sehemu nyingine yeyote duniani fata procedures hizo hizo kama kuna scholarships utaziona. Ukiziona angalia ‘eligibility’ (nchi zipi zimetajwa kama ndio wawe waombaji?) Mfano unaweza ona scholarship ipo specific ‘For UK/EU only. (hii haikuhusu unless una makaratasi ya UK/EU).

Ukiona ‘International Scholarship for any Developing Countries’ basi omba fasta kwani Tanzania ni moja wapo ya nchi zinazo endelea aka Developing Countries.Kuna scholarships nyingine ni very specific mfano: Ni Edinburgh University hua wanatoa scholarships kwa Heshima ya Mwl.Nyerere tena ‘For Tanzanians only’ Ukiona hio omba pia na uzingatie maagizo kujiweka kwenye nafasi nzuri ya kupata kwani waombaji ni wengi sana.

NB1: Scholarships ni kinyang’anyiro cha hali ya juu sana waombaji ni LAZIMA wazingatie vigezo /maagizo/maelezo yaliyo tolewa tena kwa umakini wa hali ya juu. Vile vile zingatia muda (Deadlines) kujiweka katika nafasi nzuri ya kupata. Imagine unakuta ‘scholarship for any African student’ maana yake the whole of Africa wanafunzi wote wenye sifa wataigombea hiyo nafasi hata kama ikawa iko moja tu.

NB2: mwenye taarifa za uhakika kuhusu scholarships popote pale anitumie kwenye e-mail (rijaki@ymail.com) nita zipost.Ni hayo tu kwa leo.

21 May, 2010

Scholarships za leo

Edinburgh Global Development Academy Master’s Scholarships, UK
Description : The University of Edinburgh will offer 2 full Master’s scholarships for students from less developed countries and 2 partial Master’s scholarships for UK/EU students for eligible Master’s programmes offered by the University.
Scholarships will be available for students pursuing one of the following Global Development Academy programmes:

• MSc Africa and International Development
• MSc Environment and Development
• MSc Science, Technology and International Development
• MSc Multilevel and Regional Politics

Each full scholarship will cover the overseas rate of tuition fee, a maintenance allowance of £10,000 and return flights. Each partial scholarship will cover the UK/EU rate of tuition fee only.

Eligibility The full scholarships will be awarded to students who are accepted for admission onto an eligible Global Development Academy programme at the University of Edinburgh. Applicants must be both nationals of and resident in the following countries mentioned on the site.
Criteria

The scholarship will be awarded on the basis of academic merit. Candidates must have, or expect to obtain, a UK first class or 2:1 Honours degree at undergraduate level or the international equivalent.

Application Procedure
Candidates should have applied for postgraduate admission and received an offer of admission on one of the Global Development Academy programmes before making an application for an Edinburgh Global Development Academy Master’s Scholarship.
Eligible applicants should complete an online scholarship application at http://www.scholarships.ed.ac.uk/postgraduate/apply/online.cfm
Completed application forms must be received by the Scholarships and Student Finance Office no later than 31 May 2010.
Selection Procedure

A Selection Committee will meet in late June 2010 to select the scholarship holders. The winners of the scholarships will be announced by the end of June 2010.

MSc in Investment Analysis Scholarships – Karen Napier Scholarships, University of Stirling-UK)
Job Description :The Karen Napier Scholarships are generously funded by the Karen Napier Charity in memory of Karen, a graduate of the MSc in Investment Analysis. Each Scholarship will meet the course fees at the Home/EC rate and will offer £3,500 toward maintenance. In addition, the Accounting and Finance Division will waive the remainder of the course fees in the event that a Scholarship is awarded to an overseas fee paying applicant.

Who can apply?
Applicants may be of any nationality and must hold or expect to obtain an offer of a place on the full time MSc in Investment Analysis for entry in September 2010. Applications may be submitted for the Scholarships along with the course application, but only those obtaining a place on the course will be entered into the Scholarship competition.

How to apply
• Complete the Karen Napier Scholarship application form, (pdf document 24kb) at http://www.accountingandfinance.stir.ac.uk/apps-postgrad/scholarships/documents/MScIAKarenNapierScholarshipForm.pdf ensuring that all sections are answered legibly.

• Pay particular attention to the section which requires a handwritten statement of approximately 500 words on why a Scholarship would help you, and what your career or educational aims are for the five year period after you graduate from the Investment Analysis course.

• The closing date for receipt of applications is 30 June 2010.
• Please note that the Scholarships will be allocated in July and therefore if you are applying both for the Scholarships and the Investment Analysis course close to the 30 June deadline, you should ensure that your course application is completed legibly
(http://www.accountingandfinance.stir.ac.uk/apps-postgrad/scholarships/InvestmentAnalysisScholarships-KarenNapier.php)


MSc in Finance Scholarships - Divisional Scholarships
(University of Stirling-UK)

These Scholarships are funded by the Accounting and Finance Division and meet course fees up to the home/EU rate. This means that the successful candidates will pay no course fees in September 2010 if they are home/EU fee category students. Overseas fee paying students are also encouraged to apply and would pay the difference between home and overseas fees.

Who can apply?
Applicants may be of any nationality and must hold or expect to obtain an offer of a place on the full time MSc in Finance for entry in September 2010. Applications may be submitted for the Scholarship along with the course application, but only those obtaining a place on the course will be entered into the Scholarship competition.

How to apply
Complete the MSc Finance application form (pdf document 17kb) At http://www.accountingandfinance.stir.ac.uk/apps-postgrad/scholarships/documents/MScFinanceScholarshipForm.pdf ........
ensuring that all sections are answered legibly.

• Pay particular attention to the section which requires a handwritten statement of approximately 500 words on why a Scholarship would help you, and what your career or educational aims are for the five year period after you graduate from the Finance course.

• The closing date for receipt of applications is 30 June 2010.
• Please note that the Scholarships will be allocated in July and therefore if you are applying both for the Scholarships and the Finance course close to the 30 June deadline, you should ensure that your course application is complete.

Scholarships for International students
(Westminster University-UK)

Full International Scholarships
Amount: Full tuition fee waivers, accommodation, living expenses and flights to and from London. The scholarship will be renewed each year, subject to satisfactory academic progress.

Eligibility: You must be an international student from a developing country and hold an offer for a full-time undergraduate degree at the University.
Criteria: Academic excellence, development potential and financial need.
Deadline: 31 May 2010.

Diplomatic Scholarships
Amount: 65% fee waivers.
Eligibility: These scholarships are available to you if you are a child of diplomats from developing countries, whose countries are unable to contribute to the fees. Your parent in the diplomatic post must be based in the UK, and you must hold an offer for a full-time undergraduate degree at the University. The scholarship is for the length of the course (3 or 4 years) and is subject to satisfactory academic progress. These scholarships are limited in number and are competitive.

Criteria: Academic excellence.
Deadline: 31 May 2010.

Part Fee Waiver Scholarships
The University offers a number of part scholarships (£2,000 fee waiver) to you if you are an exceptionally well qualified student from outside the UK/EU.
These will be for each year of the undergraduate degree, subject to satisfactory academic progress. In the case of courses with a placement year, no scholarship is payable in that year as the University does not charge fees.

Amount: £2,000 fee waivers.
Eligibility: You must be an international student and hold an offer for a full-time undergraduate degree at the University.
Criteria: Academic excellence.
Deadline: 31 May 2010.

EHWLC International Business Programme Progression Scholarship
This scholarship will be for each year of your undergraduate degree, subject to satisfactory academic progress. In the case of courses with a placement year no scholarship is payable in that year as the University does not charge fees.
Amount: £2,000 fee reduction

Eligibility: You must be an International student (non-EU) on the International business programme at Ealing Hammersmith and West London College and hold an offer (conditional or unconditional) of a full time undergraduate degree at the University of Westminster.

Criteria: Academic excellence
Deadline: 31 May 2010
Read more at:- http://www.westminster.ac.uk/study/fees-and-funding/scholarships/undergraduate-scholarships#international

Contact Us
General enquiries
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Tel: +44 (0) 20 7911 5000
Course enquiries
Tel: +44 (0) 20 7915 5511
Email: course-enquiries@westminster.ac.uk
International office
Tel: +44 (0) 20 7911 5769
Email: international-office@westminster.ac.uk

20 May, 2010

Walofukuzwa kazi baada ya kuandika udaku facebook!!

Kama nilivyo ahidi kutoa mwendelezo wa 'Namna ya kufukuzwa kazi kwa kutumia facebook'' leo nawaletea baadhi tu ya walio fukuzwa baada ya kupatikana wameandika 'udaku' facebook tena bila kufikiri kama siku hizi ma-boss hawako nyuma kupitia mitandaoni kujua yanayo jiri.Siku hizi unaweza itwa interview wakati wameshakusoma mambo yako yote ya facebook sasa wale tunaopenda kujiachia huko unaweza jikuta unakosa kazi. Haya tujiunge kupata habari za waliofukuzwa chanzo kikiwa facebook!!

Msichana mmoja aitwaye Ashley Johnson ,22 huko North Calorina kafukuzwa kazi baada ya kuandika udaku facebook.Msichana huyo alisema wateja ambao yeye anaita ‘WA BEI RAHISI’ kwa kimatumbi ‘CHEAP CUSTOMERS’ wamemkalisha kwa saa moja zaidi ya muda aliotakiwa kumaliza kazi na baadae kumpa shukrani maarufu kama ‘tip’ ya $5.

Mwanadada huyo mhudumu wa Brixx Pizza alikasirika kwa kupewa 'tip' ndogo hata akadiriki kuwaita CHEAP wateja na kutaja na jina la mgahawa huo kama status message yake facebook.Bahati mbaya mdada huyu hakujua kama waajiri siku hizi wanapitia Facebook kusoma soma yaliyojiri.Hivyo dada huyo yakamkuta siku chache baadae baada ya meneja wake kuona alichoandika facebook ikiwa ni moja ya vitu ambavyo mfanyakazi huyo kakiuka kwani kawasema vibaya wateja, na kukiuka sera ya biashara ya mgahawa huo ikiwa ni pamoja na kuchafua jina kibiashara kwa jamii ya watumiaji wa mahali hapo . Hata hivyo mdada huyo baada ya kufukuzwa aliomba msamaha na hivi sasa yuko mbioni kutafuta kazi mpya.

Hii imefanya idadi ya wanaofukuzwa kutokana matumizi ya facebook kua kubwa siku hadi siku.Mfano mfanyakazi wakike (31) wa shirika la bima inchini Uswisi mwaka jana (2009) alifukuzwa kwa kubainika kutumia facebook akiwa kaomba ruhusa kua ni mgonjwa hawezi tumia computer siku hio kwani mwanga una msumbua. Zaidi soma hapa http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE53N4JF20090424.

Sambamba na hio Kimberely Swan (16) mwanzoni mwa mwaka (2009) alifukuzwa kazi kwa kuandika facebook kama kazi inaboa na kuguna kwa sana tu. Zaidi soma hapa http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1155971/Teenage-office-worker-sacked-moaning-Facebook-totally-boring-job.html .

Si hao tu bali, Dan Leone mnamo April 2009 aliandika facebook kumkashifu mwajiri wake na baada ya kujua kama lilikua kosa alifuta mara moja ila kwa bahati mbaya haikusaidia. Hatimaye siku chache baadae alipigiwa simu kama kafukuzwa kazi. Zaidi soma hapa http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3965039.

Mnamo mwezi wa nane mwanamke mmoja mwenye asili ya kiingereza adaiwa kufukuzwa kazi baada ya kuandika facebook ‘’kazi inaboa’’ asikumbuke kwenye friends list yuko boss wake zaidi soma hapa http://stupididiotjerk.com/2009/08/12/another-person-gets-fired-due-to-facebook/ mwaka 2008 kijana kyle doyle wa Australia alifukuzwa kazi kwa kuomba likizo ya kuumwa. Baada ya kejeli za facebook aliombwa cheti cha matibabu aliposhindwa kutoa na kazi ikaishia hapo hapo.Zaidi soma hapa http://bb.nsmb.com/showthread.php?t=116471

Hawa ni baadhi tu ya waliofukuzwa kazi kutokana na kujiachia na facebook. Hata hivyo mijadala mbalimbali mitandaoni imethibitisha kua idadi kubwa ya watumiaji wa facebook ni wafanyakazi kwani ofisi nyingi zina Internet.Hivyo hiyo imepelekea wale wenye facebook accounts kua bize sana wakiwa kazini kwani pamoja na mambo mengine ni lazima wapitie facebook kuchat ama kuangalia yaliyo jiri pamoja na marafiki zao ama kuandikiana meseji.

Utafiti uliofanywa na Nucleus mwaka 2009 upo kama hivi:-

Facebook Usage At Work

Information-----------------------------------% of Respondents

Workers with a Facebook account--------------------77%
Facebook users that access Facebook at work-------61%
Workforce accessing Facebook at work---------------47%
Average minutes accessed per day---------------------15

Total lost productivity to Facebook across the entire employee population 1.47%

(Source: Nucleus Research, July 2009)

Na mwisho kabisa utafiti uliofanywa na Family attitudes hapa Uingereza umebaini kwamba facebook kama ni mtandao uliopendwa zaidi na wasichana kwa asilimia 40 ukilinganisha na wavulana kwa 6%. Katika utafiti huo wasichana walipo ulizwa wataje vitu vitatu muhimu sana kwao katika maisha, waliweza taja ,MARAFIKI,FAMILIA, FACEBOOK NA MSN.Wakati huo huo wavulana walitaja cha kwanza FAMILIA,MARAFIKI NA PESA. Je kwako wewe msomaji ungetaja nini kiwe cha kwanza? Na je iitwe Fail book kama ambavyo watu wameanza kuiita au ibaki kua Facebook??

Gari za kukodi..

Hivi wale jamaa wanao kodisha magari hua wanakagua magari yao kabla na baada ya kukodisha? Duh kama mambo yenyewe ndio haya kazi ipo.Au ndo cha mtu ma**!!!





19 May, 2010

Utani wa kijinga!!!

Radio Dj mmoja wa shirika la utangazaji BBC kituo cha jijini Birmingham jumatatu ya tarehe 17 mchana aliropoka na kusema Malikia kafariki dunia.Kama haitoshi inadaiwa kua Dj huyo alipiga wimbo wa taifa kusindikiza tangazo lake.Mtangazaji huyo kwa jina Danny Kelly, 39 amekiri kukosea tangazo na kuomba radhi kwani alikua na tangazo tofauti na maalumu kwa wasikilizaji wake ambalo lilimfanya amtaje Malikia bila kukusudia.

Habari zaidi zinasema Dj huyo amekiri kukosea tangazo muda mfupi baada ya kutangaza na hatimaye kuomba radhi kwa wasikilizaji na kwa mhusika mwenyewe.Baadae shirika kubwa kabisa la utangazaji hapa Uingereza liliomba radhi pia kwa kosa hilo ambalo limechukuliwa kama ni utani alio ufanya mtangazaji huyo dhidi ya Malikia.

Hata hivyo inadaiwa mtangazaji huyo ni mahiri kwa kuchekesha wasikilizaji wake kwa kufanya utani mwingi katika vipindi vyake au status message ambazo amekua akiandika kwenye mtandao wa kijamii maarufu kama facebook.Vyombo vya habari vimesema BBC imemsimamisha kazi kwa muda wa wiki moja na pengine hatua zaidi zikachukuliwa dhidi yake kwa kosa alilofanya.

Money is not a problem, the problem is how to use it!

Muziki unapotumika kutoa ujumbe ambao kila mtu aweza kua na mtazamo tofauti.Huyu anasema money is not a problem, problem how to use it..je ni kweli? unaweza jiuliza unavyotumia pesa zako kama ni sahihi ndo zinavyotakiwa kutumika? Hapa najua kila mtu atakua na jibu lake kutokana na kuwepo mitazamo tofauti.Hata hivyo usawa wa matumizi ya pesa kwa kila mtu ni vigumu kuutaja kwani kila mmoja anaona halali kulingana na matakwa yake yanavyo weza kutimia vile atakavyo.

Tuwekee mfano yule mwanamme/mwanamke anayetumia pesa zake kuhonga mwanamke/mwanaume na kufanya nae mapenzi tena BILA KINGA kwa kiburi cha pesa zake na kwa makusudi kabisa kumwambukiza ugonjwa (UKIMWI) mtu mwingine, je ametumia pesa zake sawa? hapa jibi litakua HAPANA! JE anaye honga wanafunzi na kuwapa MIMBA? (hapa ni vijana na mijibaba) Vipi kuhusu Mijimama (samahani) inabidi tu niseme! inayo honga vijana wadogo aka serengeti boys na kufanya nayo hayo wanayo yafanya? .tena wengine wakishapata hio mishahara walio sotea kwa sana kinachofuata ni kulala BAR.Nadhani wale wanaoijua Bia moja Tz aina ya Bingwa wakati inaingia watu wengi walilazwa hadi mahospitali maana ile ukinywa kama safari utajua maana ya pombe nini.Sijui bado ipo! na kama ipo ni wazi watu wanaiogopa maana wengi iliwafanya mbaya hasa walimu.

Ntombi (ni jina la mwanamziki sio tusi kama unavyotaka kufikiri lol!) anasema Money is not a problem , the problem is how you use it..je wewe unasemaje kama ukiulizwa?
sambamba na hio angalia video hii watu walivyo changamka na usiite walevi utapigwa bure ita walipa kodi wazuri aka wanywaji!!



Sina mengi sana kwa leo ila tu jiulize kama matumizi yako ya pesa ni sahihi ama sio sahihi.Tena wengine bila aibu unakuta anatumia hata kuzidi bajeti aliyo nayo.Kama ni mfanya kazi ataacha kua mla rushwa kweli mtu wa namna?? Na kama ni mfanya biashara je ataacha kufanya biashara Haramu?.Kama matumizi yanazidi kipato wapi atafidia kama sio njia za panya/zisizo halali?.

Pamoja na yote haya bado nchi kama Tanzania imeendelea kua na tatizo la mishahara midogo kwa wafanyakazi kitu ambacho kina karibisha rushwa kwa kishindo kabisa.Kwani hawa wafanyakazi kama kima cha chini kwa mujibu wa TUCTA kua 315,000/= basi ni wazi rushwa haitaisha. Kwani mnfanya kazi huyu huyu ana majukumu yanayozidi mshahara je pesa atatoa wapi?.Kwa kweli nimecheka kuona hii katuni lakini ina ukweli ndani yake, na si kwamba nimecheka nafurahia ila kuna baadhi ya vitu vina chekesha kama NYUMBA NDOGO ( sio lazima kua na nyumba ndogo kwanini uwe nayo? inachekesha sana kwa kweli mie naita mtu mzima ovyo hata kama ni private life ya mtu!)

Hongera kwa mchora katuni, ebu angalia mwenyewe hio katuni halafu sema kama 80,000/= inatosha chochote. Hata ada tu haitoshi,bill ya umeme? maji? kodi ya nyumba?.yani huyu ndio apewe ofisi aache kufungua bucha?.Sina maana walipwe vizuri ili kumudu nyumba ndogo bali mahitaji ya msingi kama baadhi ya ambayo yameonyeshwa kwenye katuni.ok hata tuseme huyu mtu hana mke still hii pesa haitoshi sasa ana mudu vipi maisha? Hii ni sawa na useme mlinzi analinda bank kwenye mamilioni ya pesa halafu mshahara duni je wezi wakija wakala dili naye nani atalaumiwa? kuna vitu vingine zinatia vishawishi mtu analinda mamilioni halafu analipwa kiduchu yani hio ni sawa na simba kumpa alinde nyumbu!!




Kwahio hapa nimedokeza mambo mawili kwa pamoja ambayo yatafanya ujiulize ni yapi ndio matumizi halali ya pesa tulizo nazo hio mosi, pili,je mishahara tunayo lipa wafanya kazi wetu inakidhi mahitaji ya msingi tukiondoa yale yasio ya lazima?

Namna ya kufukuzwa kazi kutumia facebook!!

Kwa wale waheshimiwa wafanya kazi hii imedaiwa kua ni njia moja wapo ya kufanya uachishwe kazi mara moja na kwa njia rahisi kabisa ya mtandao wa kijamii maarufu kama facebook. Kwa raha zako andika kama inavyoonyesha hapo tena bila kujali kwenye orodha ya marafiki yuko boss wako.kwani boss kitu gani hahahhahahaha lol! kweli dunia inaenda kubaya sasa kuna baadhi ya watu wanaita FAIL BOOK!!!!wewe je utaiitaje??



Baadae nitawaletea wafanyakazi walio fukuzwa kwa sababu mbalimbali zilizo patikana na waajiri kupitia facebook.Kaa mkao wa kula, kibarua kitaota majani ushindwe wa kumlaumu.

18 May, 2010

Matumizi ya simu kwa madereva barabarani

Imekua ni kawaida sana kuona mtu anaendesha gari, pikipiki,ama hata baiskeli huku akiandika meseji kwneye simu yake. Tukichukulia ule usafiri wa umma kama bus na usfairi miwingine kama taxi au Coach, school bus na zingine.Ivi nini wajibu wetu kama abiria unapokua kwenye bus au taxi na kuoana dereva yuko busy na simu huku anaendesha? Busy nina maana kutuma meseji au kuhangaika kupokea simu wakati gari liko kwenye mwendo mkali. Ukiacha yeye mwenyewe kua hatarini kuacha njia anaweza pia sababisha ajali kwa madereva wengine.

Wataalamu wa mambo ya usalama barabarani Virginia Marekani, wamesema kuna asilimia kubwa kwa dereva anaye endesha gari huku akitumia simu ya mkono kupata ajali, au kusababisha ajali kwa madereva wengine wanaotumia barabara wakati huo.Wataalamu hao kutoka chuo cha usafiri cha Virginia, wanasema kugonga au kugongana na gari jingine kuanaweza kutokea wakati wowote wakati dereva anaandika meseji ama kupiga na kupokea simu ya mkono huku akiwa anaendesha gari.



(video za ajali zinazo sababishwa na na matumizi ya simu gari likiwa ktk mwendo).




(dada anayetumia simu wakati anaendesha)

Hizi ziko sana bongo hapo akikugonga anasema samahani bro au sis…mie simuelewi mtu kwa hili !!

Wataalamu hao wanazidi kudai hakuna sheria kamili inayotaja kosa la kutumia simu wakati unaendesha bali ipo tu ya makosa ya jumla mfano: kuendesha gari kwa uzembe barabarani (reckless driving). Ambayo inamtaja mkosaji kua nakosa ya kutojalia usalama wa wengine, mali, hata kuhatarisha maisha.Hivi sasa majimbo kama California, Connecticut, DC, new Jersey, new York, Oregon na Washington wamezuia matumizi ya simu kwa madereva wote sio tu waendesha mabasi na madereva walio chini ya miaka 20 kama ilivyo kua hapo mwanzo.

Hata hivyo kukua kwa teknolojia ya simu kumechangia kwa kiasi kuongezeka kwa ajali za barabarani kutokana na kwamba watu wamekua wakitumia simu wakati wanaendesha. Kwa maana hio kuna haja ya kuanzisha sheria inayo husu matumizi ya simu kwa madereva ili kupunguza ajali za barabarani. Chini hapa ni baadhi ya video zinazo onyesha ajali mbalimbali kutokana matumizi ya simu wakati unaendesha barabarani.

17 May, 2010

Sheria na Alama za barabarani..

Hivi bongo ni lini tutakua na vizuizi katika makutano ya train na barabara za magari? pamoja na kwamba kuna madereva naita wapumbavu kwakutoa zingatia alama za barabarani. Hawa ndio wana sababisha ajali na kufanya ziendelee kuwepo kila siku na kugharimu roho za watu wengine.Angalia huyu kwenye video sijui anawaza nini get limefungwa lakini kapita hivo hivo.Ni muhimu yakawepo kwa wale wasio zingatia alama za makutano ya njia za train na barabara za magari. Hata hivyo wanao kiuka ama kutofata alama za barabarani ni wengi ona huyu angekufa hapo sijui angemlaumu nani. Na pia adhabu iwe kali ili sheria ifuatwe.

Ona huyu yani so stupid! nasikia kuna police traffc hua wanapiga makofi sijui kifungu gani cha sheria kina waruhusu kupiga lakini kwa dereva kama huyu mtu yeyote angeshawishika kupiga japo yeye mwenyewe alikua hatarini kufa au hata kusababisha mauti kwa wengine.Iangalie hii Video uone..




Nimependa sheria ya hapa UK kwani usipo fata sheria una punguziwa points kwenye leseni yako na mwisho kama unaendelea kufanya makosa barabarani basi unakua banned kuendesha.Hii nchi kuna discipline nzuri kwa upande wa ufataji wa sheria dereva mataa anasimama, bongo mataa unakuta jitu limetoka huko taa nyekundu anapita tu kisa kaona hakuna gari upande wa pili. Si wote wanafanya hivyo ila wanao fanya hayo wapo nimewahi ona kwa macho yangu! eti hapo mtu akamatwe umwambie fine 20,000/=
haisaidii kwasababu makosa kama hayo yataendelea kutokea.kwanini utaratibu huu usiwekwe wa vunja sheria za barabarani wakabaki kuendeshwa tu?.Na pia sheria kama ipo basi ifuatwe na kila mtumiaji wa barabara ile bila kujali wadhifa au aina ya gari anayoendesha.

Sasa kichekesho kwa mfano unakuta mida ya foleni asubuhi na jioni mtu mwenye tuseme suzuki vitara kapita service Road basi ata kamatwa na hata kucheleweshwa anakoenda. Wakati huo huo utaona mwingine kakatiza na VX lake anapungiwa mikono tu kana kwamba yule ni mtu zaidi kuliko walipo kwenye foleni. Na hapo usikute hana lolote anawahi zake bar ama nyumba ndogo (mtanisamehe wenye nazo)> Sielewi ile wanaita Equality before law kama inafanya kazi sawa kwa watu wote ama ni kwa baadhi tu hasa WALALA HOI!! Kwasababu kama watu wote wako sawa mbele ya sheria kwanini mwingine tena ukute ni kiongozi kabisa na akili zake anafanya hivyo sasa sijui niseme viongozi wako juu ya sheria ama sheria inatumika tu kwa wasio maofisa?

David Cameron, waziri mkuu mpya wa sasa wa Uingereza aliunga msafara wa foleni kali zinazo zidi kukua siku hadi siku hapa UK bila kujali.Nadhani pamoja na kuhatarisha maisha yake kama walivyodai maofisa wake wa usalama aliweza kuzingatia umuhimu wa watu wake na japo kuonja adha ya foleni hata kwa siku moja tu.Kwani wangetumia ule mtindo wa escort basi foleni ingekua mara mbili zaidi kwani magari yote yangetakiwa kupisha kitu ambacho yeye hakupenda kitokee Soma zaidi hapa http://http//www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1278618/Security-fears-Cameron-ditches-police-outriders.html.Si vibaya viongozi wetu wakajifunza kutokana na mfano huo kwasababu kama wewe ni mtu wa watu kweli kwanini ukimbie kimbie na kuwaongezea walipa kodi wako foleni. Inamaana baada ya kuchaguliwa wale walio kuchagua wanageuka kua maadui? Na kwanini uwasumbue kwa kuwaongezea foleni? mimi hii hua naona ni sawa na baba kumpa mwanae pesa akalewe huko akirudi amsumbue tena baba yake kwa kumsemea mbovu, kumtukana ikibidi kumzaba makofi.

Viongozi ni muhimu na raia pia kwani ndio wapiga kura na ndio walipa kodi. Kimsingi katika utawala wa kidemokrasia raia ndio ma-boss na wenye nguvu japo katika nchi zetu nguvu walizo nazo ni kuchagua mtu kukaa madarakani na sio kuchagua anaye takiwa atoke hata muda wake ukiwa haujaisha. sitaki kuongea sana ila tu sheria ifuatwe sio wengine wawe juu ya sheria na kua watu zaidi linapo kuja swala zima la uvunjaji wa sheria. Mwisho kabisa sheria za barabarani ziwekewe utekelezaji mzuri na adhabu iongezwe ili kupunguza ajali za barabarani.Ni hayo tu kwa leo

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16 May, 2010

Hesabu za ajabu!!!!!!!!!!

Kama Hesabu zenyewe ndio hizi kuna haja ya kufuta zisiwepo kabisa hahahahaha japo tumaneno tunaonekana tuna ukweli ndani yake lol! sasa sijui ukweli uko wapi.Hebu tazama jamaa alivyo kokotoa DADA ZETU hapo halafu nipe comment ukweli wa maneno ukoje.Nimeona si vibaya kusikia maoni ya wengine kuhusiana na ujumbe uliomo kwenye hesabu ya ajabu kabisa kama inavyo onekana hapo. Hii naifananisha na ile mtu anaye kunywa (mnywaji wa pombe aka mlevi) ukimwambia bei ya kitu fulani anaanza kutoa comparison na bei ya pombe. Mfano ukisema mkanda wa suruali unauzwa Tshs 4000/= yeye atasema, haaaaa 4000/= yote hiyo unajua hapo nisawa na beer ngapi? hahahahaha. sasa nimeshindwa kuelewa hii mwana mahesabu ana maanisha nini...toa maoni yako tafadhali yani mie huku sina mbavu lol!



When a girl..........

How true is this? Girls can you justify? Kuna wengine ukute anakuangalia kwa makini ukadhani yuko pale kumbe hata hayuko, aliko anapajua mwenyewe na roho yake. Funny stuff and confusing of course!!...Girls have you are say hua mko wapi? je hayo maneno ni ya kweli? au mmependelewa tu lol!